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heichou-bitches: ask-irl-levi: If anyone can handle him, it’s me. Your son is in capable hands. You are literally perfection omg
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead inside me online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
equinox-poni: >”are you gay”>moment of silence>[insertmemehere] AHHH LITERALLY ME IRL
gneerly: someone: *draws my oc* me: *literally irl starts crying real tears*
joshpeck: dracumon: you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when
icameas-roman: happifying-things: LOL Oh my god literally me irl
Seeing the boy I loved completely replace me for someone who lives all the way in fucking Sweden that he’s never met irl when I literally live right down the street ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INFURIATES ME. I hate that he’s happy with her. That should
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
oreofic: i like it when characters are so shy that they literally don’t say anything when they have to go so when the person they’re with goes to talk to them, they get two words out before they see the tears filling the other person’s eyes and
bisexual-legislature: me: draws eyes larger than they realistically are literally anyone irl who sees my art: oh so you draw anime huh thats some good anime drawing right there look at that anime you must like anime a lot sweet anime bruh good job on
tied-tease:Me on this blog: I JUST WANNA GET FUCKING POUNDEDMe irl: If you kiss me or hold my hand I will cry from affection
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats Kinda
defectivevorta: muffinworry: kaleuh: shorthalt: domnorian: traceexcalibur: I took a DND personality quiz and it fuckin nailed it Well, you don’t want to go through my forest, buddy… wow what a surprise this is literally me irl tho Chaotic
conceptualsolitude: flushed-desperations: conceptualsolitude: concept: an irl block feature a restraining order? i’m thinking more along the lines of: they literally cannot see me, hear me, or interact with me irl, and if they try to talk about
princess-flowers: iwannabeadored: iwannabeadored: of course I can’t talk to a man without him figuring some way to bring up the fact I’m a sex worker 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 me: it has no bearing on my irl life it’s literally just
partypoisin: danisflaming: magic-envelope: if we’re mutuals on tumblr and i know you irl im literally trusting you with my life Think of it as me giving u a VIP pass to all my secrets and weird interests tromun
elliebeanz: me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))
estpolis: I hope the Nintendo theme park thing has a smash bros area where I can literally just beat the shit out of someone irl
largecoin: me online: me irl:
here is proof that i am literally garnet irl also as garnet irl yr fanart gives me life. js,